When Roald Dahl was a little boy he had a cigar-smoking grandmother who was a very good storyteller She was also a witchhunter which made her an expert on the subject of REAL witches REAL witches are very dangerous because they look very much like ordinary people They spend all their time plotting to get rid of children This book tells you how to recognise a REAL witch and what you should do if you are ever unlucky enough to meet one